2015: The Year I Take So Many Fuckin' Selfies

So New Year's resolutions around health and wellness and book learning are not really my bag so I don't usually make them and am like, "How about I just submit to the cruel but necessary fiction of time again this year?" But this year I am going to fuck around with my look in dramatic and interesting ways I haven't been bold enough to until now. And since my cat is like, "Ugh, vain" when I ask him to take pics of me, I have to take all these motherfucking selfies myself to document it! Nothin is happening just yet but when it does, its gonna be Selfie City, Population: ALANA. This is for posterity, for science, and for men who hate that they are not the arbiters of which women get to have confidence in their looks and when.  Here I am today, looking bored and basic but still fucking fly and shit and then last night, smokin' indoors like a real asshole:

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