Hey Little Girl, Is Your Daddy Home?

Oh,  I would a thousand times. I interrupt your regularly scheduled garbage talk about celebrities and bad fashion and the Internet at large to say that, for the record, Bruce Springsteen is the greatest living human and will forever remain so.  When I was in high school, I had a specific and adorable nightgown that I wore on nights when I was fairly certain that somehow Bruce had transformed into his 1970s self and was going to crawl through my window to sing to me and make out.

That is all.  You can go back to Twitter now.

PS- I stole this photo from Phoebe, as I do most of my great works.